we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
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There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
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I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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