Please, let me fuck your mom
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Sometimes, being an adult means buying a bottle of whiskey after work and live tweeting the commercial breaks on food network.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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