Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
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I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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