I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
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she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
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