nut hugger
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
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As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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