for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
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Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
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Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
A guy at my table is reading a magazine called "Cheese Connoisseur"
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