Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize