Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
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i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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