hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Have you come up with a team name for the beer pong tournament on Saturday?
We can be the stepdads. If anyone asks why say because we beat you and you hate us.
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and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
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You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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