Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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