Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
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no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
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Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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