I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
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Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
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Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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