There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
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If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
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It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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