just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
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Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
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