I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
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dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
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Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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