Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
3 2 1 whiskey
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She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
No one wants to start their day off with bloody lemons and a tampon in the toilet. Wtf.
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
This Cougar is looking at me like I’m a piece of meat and buying me top shelf cocktails
I’m getting a fear boner thinking about what she might do to me
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