Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
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oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
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Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
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