the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Make me a sandwich
The day you make me feel like my detachable showerhead does I'll make you a sandwich.
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I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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