The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
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we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
I hijacked a bellboy cart and rolled into the party dancing on it
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
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