i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
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then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Is it inappropriate to match with someone on tinder just to ask if the friend in his profile picture is single?
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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