is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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