So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
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I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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