IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
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Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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