All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
part of me always dies a little when i go to the "2 women seeking 1 man" section in craigslist's casual encounters to find nothing there. it's tragic
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
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For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
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