This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
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Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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