Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
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btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Remember when I peed in the trash can in the ATM room last night?
Never thought I'd say this, but thank god for my blackouts.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
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And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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