we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
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He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
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You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
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