Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
and she was petting her beer can
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
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i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
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The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
A+ Viking dick
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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