she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
splinters make it hard to masturbate
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
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malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
What should we drink tonight, I'm in the mood to be judged
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It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
I could fuck to npr.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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