I wanna passion pit in your ass
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
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I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
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He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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