good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
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So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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