Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
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you should give me head with plastic fangs in
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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