I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
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It would be one hovered percent delicioui
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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I hate that we are older than the real world people now
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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