Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I feel as if the hash cupcakes on top of mushroom chocolates was a little excessive last night
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
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DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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