i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Found moms dildo in drawer while looking for socks, and its wet
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
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he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Headphones came off my phone same time as The Weeknd sang "Who's gonna fuck you like me?"...Everyone at work heard it.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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