elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
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Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
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Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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