Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
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His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
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I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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