I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
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I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
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I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I run into you far too many times while completely stoned and/or drunk for this not to be fate. It's like god is telling you to fuck me.
It has been happening a lot lately.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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