Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
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