You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
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Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
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