I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
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We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
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Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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