how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
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I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
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