is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
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Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
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In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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