Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
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i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
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Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I party with great urgency now.
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