Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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