Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
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I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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