you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
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He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
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Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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