just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
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I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
Elaborate
Strip Mario-Kart
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
"my nose is broken but I'm beer pong champ so it evens out really"
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
My life is pants optional.
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