in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
This situation is one cop call away from being a Lifetime movie.
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There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
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I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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