i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
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only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
you're trying to get a guy who's been in a coma for 2 weeks and who thought he was in '08 yesterday to drive you to the liquor store?
yeah, you wanna come?
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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